Elliot Morgan- Editor in Chief
What’s an obscure subject that you know a lot about?
I know an abnormal amount about soccer. Not just Ronaldo, Messi stuff. Like- I can name most European national team and club team rosters off the top of my head- I know a lot.
What is the nerdiest thing you do in your spare time?
I create and read spreadsheets for the market on the FIFA game series. From there, I invest in game coins in players, and create my ultimate team.
What do you think you will be doing 20 years from now?
Hopefully, I will have been practicing law and, possibly, be a published writer.
Three words to describe you?
Creative. Intense. Introverted.
Hayden Stottlemyre, Design Editor
At which store would you like to max out your credit card?
Honestly, any given stationary store.
What’s an obscure subject you know a lot about?
This one episode of VeggieTales in which the cucumber guy sings about “The Bunny.”
What is the nerdiest thing you do in your spare time?
Putting together a manuscript.
Favorite subject and why?
English, because it’s not math.
Zoë Narta, Staff writer
Words that describe you?
Creative, loyal, compassionate, and trustworthy
Fun Facts?
I can eat Chick-fil-a everyday. I hate being told what to do. If not given a deadline, I will not do it.